Give your woman regular injections
The lesson from Laci Green is not, however, that one should go around attempting to turn a feminist into an actual girl. One might as well dress up as Don Quixote, ride an old nag, and go tilt at windmills.
No, the real lesson from Chris Ray Gun's and Laci Green's highly unlikely little romance is that, if you don't give your woman regular doses of... well, you know... things are liable to go very, very badly for you.
After all, is not a woman a sheath for her husband's sword?