God has a sense of humour
Frankly, I'd say that we could use a bit of man-made global warming right about now. It's the start of May and temperatures in my part of the world are still roughly what they were 6 weeks ago.
So all of you lot that went and bought hybrids- go and buy Range Rovers and Dodge Vipers instead. You'll have a hell of a lot more fun driving around, and you'll do us all a favour by warming up the world a little bit.
You will also severely annoy the ecoloonies who all want us to don sackcloths and eat twigs and leaves in order to purge ourselves of the terrible sin of our very existence, but that's just a bonus, really.
And you'll probably do your sex life a favour too.
After all, ladies- if any of you are actually reading this, which I severely doubt- who would you rather bang?
A sackless Beta who drives a Toyota Pious and reads you Victorian poetry while playing whale songs and weeping?
Or a chap named Clint Thrust who drives a car with a proper supercharged V8 engine, listens to proper old-school rock n' roll, and believes that the Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum revolver was an express gift from God for the purposes of hippy control?
(Extra props to the chaps who spot all of the blatant TOP GEAR rip-offs there.)
Yeah, that's what I thought.
So do yourself a favour, lads. Reach out and piss all over an ecomentalist's parade today. Buy a proper car with a proper engine, warm up the planet, make life better for everyone else (except the hippies, obviously), and enjoy your life.