Friday T&A: Crazyfornia Edition

Another week gone, and it's been another nutty one for all of us. Our Benevolent Government Overlords continue to tell us that it is necessary for our own safety to keep us cooped up and going stir-crazy, despite mounting evidence that general lockdowns do little to stop the spread of the Kung Flu and actually end up doing far more damage than the Chinkin Pox ever could.

Already we are seeing suicide rates soaring in the USA, the UK, and Australia due to people losing all of their money, their livelihoods, and any sense of hope that they have left. We are seeing hairdressers being tossed in the clink simply for reopening their businesses so that they can feed their own families, and the families of their employees. We are seeing police given unprecedented powers to crack down upon free peoples exercising their own rights as law-abiding citizens.

If one were of a conspiratorial bent, one might just be tempted to think that something out there is seriously dicking with us.

Yet there are plenty of signs of hope and optimism, even in this dark time.

The Deep State is very clearly in a state of desperate panic. While I do not believe in the notion that the Swamp Creatures were the real culprits behind the spread of Corona-chan - indeed, I thoroughly reject that notion, simply because I know a thing or two about how the Chinese operate and how incompetent most governmental agencies actually are in a crisis - I do believe that the Deep Staters saw the Commiepox as a great opportunity for them to cement their subversive takeover of power.

But that isn't happening - at least, not in the USA.

The exoneration of Michael Flynn, and the utter disgrace of multiple Deep State operatives in the process, is a huge blow against these servants of Satan. And I believe that it is but one of many blows to come. Already we can see that the God-Emperor is moving swiftly against these people, if in covert fashion, and already we can see the results.

So do not despair, brothers.

I know it's hard to hope right now. Believe me, I KNOW. My own sense of hope and faith has been greatly dented and diminished at times, as I face my own very severe personal tests. But hope, faith, and especially love will guide us through these very hard times, and we will come through it all with our faith in Our Lord and His Son intact.

Never forget, brothers, that it is our duty to defend that which is Good, Beautiful, and True. So do not flag or fail, do not be saddened or disheartened, and do not worry too much about what is to come. Things WILL get better. And they will get better faster than any of us can anticipate.

Speaking of that which is beautiful, if not good and almost certainly not true, let's get to this week's closing Instathot.

Her name is Jessica Bartlett, age 23 from Commiefornia. (Yeah, I know, a lot of Crazyfornians of late - rest assured that we'll be back to business as usual with less-crazy Eastern Europeans soon enough). Unusually for an Instathot, this one actually would be able to wear a shirt with this kind of slogan inscribed across it without irony, because she holds a BA in Political Science from UC Berkeley.

Yes, admittedly, this isn't exactly a great achievement, given that Political Science these days consists of little more than writing essays consisting of WESTERN CIVILISATION BAD!!!!! repeated in size 48 font for about 20 pages, but hey, that's more than can be said for most of her kind.

Happy Friday, boys. Keep the faith, things are turning around slowly - very slowly - but surely. And we're going to get through the worst of this madness soon.
















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Comments

  1. repeated in size 48 font for about 20 pages

    i'm not much of a bra expert, but surely that's closer to a 38D?

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    1. maybe before the boob job, there's no way that's less than a C cup. especially given that equivalent cup volume designation goes down as chest measurement goes up. 34 is a fairly narrow chest.

      https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2527/0826/files/sister-sizes.jpg?18339909914314411895

      them titties be HUGE.

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    2. You're right, she definitely got "enhancements". Her earliest photos show a much more reasonable chest.

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  2. Post Alley Crackpot8 May 2020 at 21:15

    *waves around a modified version of the Florida state flag with a picture of a beach in the centre that's captioned "COME AND TAKE IT"*

    Those Brickell Avenue hotsy-totsy-thots are ready when you are. :-)

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  3. Guaranteed Karen in 10 years.

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  4. I like that thot, the same blank facial expression in every picture really makes it.

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    1. Yeah, Instathot, sexbot, same thing, basically.

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  5. Aren't the second and third photos THE definition of a TCS? I am surprised this has not been called out.

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    1. Nah, there is no smile involved and she still has light in her eyes. You want the living definition of TCS, just look at the thot from Monday's post.

      In the specific case of this post, I'd say those photos are more a mild case of RBF.

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