One for the Mac lusers
As a result, Apple's operating systems actually, y'know... work.
(And, hey, I got a bunch of useful pointers about where to go and what to read with respect to the whole "Jesus Christ is Lord and Saviour" thing, so I'd say it was a fair exchange.)
It has long been a dream of mine to setup an entire functional business using Linux across all aspects of its IT stack - desktops, laptops, servers, and cloud. The technology has advanced to the point where this is an actual, viable option, but the reason why most businesses still choose to go with Microsoft or Apple is mostly due to a serious case of CYA.
See, with open-source software in general, and Linux in particular, there is no one to blame if something goes really screwy with a particular program. Never mind that, with Linux, if you don't like how something works, you can hire a developer to change the code - or just write it yourself, if you are so inclined.
Take it from someone who was a corporate slave for 11 years: in big companies with correspondingly large IT departments, risk-taking and innovation tend to be a whole hell of a lot less important than covering your butt in case something goes wrong.
Returning to the subject of Apple's douchebaggery, I wonder if any of the Apple
Fortunately we have a bunch of highly inspired satirists to tell us exactly that:
Zombie Steve Jobs... classic.