And he's marrying her without a prenup too.
There is only one thing to say to someone who does that: "You are made of stupid."
I could, of course, be wrong. I have been wrong about royal marriages before - spectacularly so, in the case of Prince William and Kate Middleton. And if I am wrong, I will gladly eat my words.
However, as LTC Kratman, Excruciator Majoris of the Evil Legion of Evil, pointed out, the track record of British royalty marrying American women is... poor, to say the least.
Prince Harry deserves to be happy, because he has earned it through difficult and honourable service to his country and good works of charity for his wounded brothers-in-arms. But it looks like he is making a huge mistake here, and one that he will come to regret dearly.
After all, when an old Australian feminist like Germaine Greer tells you that your new wife is likely to do a runner and take half your shit with her... it is probably time to start looking for discreet ways to hide the family china.