Gym idiots: Spring Training Edition


Seeing as how we are finally into spring now - though you would not know it based on the temperatures outside, thanks to Al Bore and his Gospel of Manmade Global Warming - I figured it might be time to post up a few good old-fashioned gym idiots pictures and videos.

And lo and behold, I found a very funny Instaham feed that gives us nothing but gym idiots, all day long.

Bear in mind that some of the people in these videos have actually reproduced. That, right there, should give you plenty of reasons to despair for the future of humanity.

Here are some particularly egregious examples of mind-boggling stupidity for you to marvel at today. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the gym, to do proper squats and deadlifts. It is leg day - well, technically, for a powerlifter, pretty much every day is leg day - and unlike a lot of these numbnuts, I do in fact take leg day very seriously.

The one-eighth press:
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The Smith Machine quarter-squat:
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The thug-squat:
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The "giraffe":
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Can you do the can-can?
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Working the camel-toe:
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Did you ever wonder what "gayer than springtime" means?
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Reason #1,304,751 to laugh at CrossFit:
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TOTALLY LEGIT!!!
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Remember, if you want to train your muff-dive, be sure to observe full range of motion:
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This might not be effective at motivating girls to lift:
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Hip flexor mobility is crucial before hitting the gym:
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"Gee, I wonder how to use this machine...":
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No. Just NO:
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Girlfriend material:
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And I have to leave off with one picture that I think every squatter out there will love:


Damn straight.

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