We hate hippies because they smell
Once again, SCIENCE!!! confirms what all righteous shitlords know in our bones to be true:
This is, for the most part, utter nonsense. Yes, we on the Hard Right value law and order - because that is the basis for a functional civilisation. Like our idiot cousins on the Left, we do like things like running water, indoor plumbing, electricity, and fast internet access - but unlike them, we actually appreciate that these things cannot exist without some basic civic institutions in place to support them. And those things can only happen when people generally leave each other the hell ALONE, dictatorship notwithstanding.
Think about it. By doing so, we would be able to give the hippies a very badly needed shower, we could get the neon-haired feminists a real taste of THE PATRIARKEEEEE!!! and make their bad hair dye run, and we could make the entire liberal media establishment go into complete and total meltdown.
It is, in fact, very, very good to be a shitlord. Consider the evidence:
Right-wing nutjobs like us are on average more attractive than liberals with no nuts and no jobs. While it is true that the most superficially attractive women tend to be liberal airheads, at least if you go by what Hollyweird and the entertainment industry in general considers "attractive", when you look at average everyday men and women, the hottest ones are on the right.
We are physically stronger too, mostly because we insist on doing manly (and womanly) things like lifting heavy shit, eating red meat, practising our skills at punching people in the face, shooting guns, building things, and driving fast cars. Oh, and laying off the damn SOY.
While leftists tend to skew higher in intelligence tests than right-wingers, in terms of raw intelligence, as the exact same author of that previously linked article points out, liberals are also remarkably lacking in common sense, which is why they believe some mind-bogglingly stupid things.
Lefties are considerably less generous than us on the Right, especially those of us on the Hard Right, because they believe that it is right and good to spend other people's money on helping people, while we believe in personal responsibility and therefore take it upon ourselves to help those in need.
So, if you are a hippie, and you're tired of being a washed-up, broke-ass, whiny, narcissistic, smelly, jobless, bottom-feeding, greasy-haired, self-loathing, drugged-out loser...
Take a shower. Invest in some deodorant. Shave properly. Get a decent haircut. Buy real clothes. Put down the peacenik sign and learn some real, practical, valuable skills. Make good money. Travel to third-world countries with your eyes open instead of sitting in the bag of a VW van singing off-key with a bunch of equally stinky Hari Krishnas. Work out and get muscles. Bang some hot Eastern European or South American or Asian girls.
It is a virtual certainty that by taking personal responsibility for yourself and your fate, and by thinking for yourself for a change, your tolerance for vapid stupid shit will rapidly vanish.
At which point - your fellow shitlords will welcome you with open arms as one of us, not least because you no longer smell like a wet dog.