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Today the Northeast USA got slammed by an apocalyptic snow-bomb blizzard of some kind, which appears to be making its way across the Pond and providing a spot of bother to your stiff-arsed British cousins.
Since it's absolutely bloody freezing over here, and since the weather is horrid, I figure I might draw your attention to a lady from the land of sunshine and caipirinhas. And yes, I know, I featured a girl from Brazil last week, but I figure, if it ain't broke, hey,
you got hosed buying the extended warranty don't waste time fixing it.
With that in mind, here are a bunch of pictures of someone named Suzy Cortez, who won Brazil's annual Miss Bum-Bum contest. (Any country that makes the gratuitous objectification of gorgeous women into a national pastime cannot be all bad, eh, what?)
Fair warning: it's a pretty safe bet that this chick is an Instagram thot and therefore sponsored. As always, do not ever let yourself be taken in by a pretty face. Or a great pair of tits. Or an amazing arse. Or a pair of gorgeous "do-me" eyes. Or... well, you get the idea.
Happy Friday, boys. I'm gonna spend my Friday night benching heavy metal and drinking beers... and I'm running out of metal...
(No, not really. It's me, guys. I never run out of metal to lift or to listen to.)