Nissan versus woman


Actually, it's not just any woman, and it's not just any old Datsun.

The woman in question is Michelle Jenneke- an otherwise rather plain-looking lass from Kenthurst in Australia, who won a very large legion of male fans with her warm-up dance that went viral in 2012 after the World Junior Championships in Athletics in Barcelona.

And the car, of course, is the Nissan GT-R, which in my personal opinion is a contender for the most amazing piece of automotive engineering to be produced since the Concorde Moment that was the Bugatti Veyron.

The outcome, though, is never really in doubt:

Yeah, it's true that Jezza only staged that stupid and pointless little race just so that everyone, including him, could watch Michelle's warm-up routine. But hey, are you really going to complain?

And for all of the feminists out there, yes, this absolutely is objectification of women. Guess what: WE'RE MEN. We like pretty girls with tight asses, bouncing boobs, and long hair. A pretty smile completing the ensemble makes us very happy indeed.

Perhaps, if the crazy cat ladies of feminism were not so busy self-medicating with wine and anti-depressants when they realise just how bleak their futures really are, they might wake up and realise that, when we men are happy, they are happy too.

It's really not that hard to figure out, for anyone other than a feminist.

Also- the lads really need to introduce random T&A into more parts of THE GRAND TOUR. Don't get me wrong, the show is brilliant as it is, but it would be even better if gratuitous displays of bewbage were included at various intervals just for the hell of it.


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