Russia might still be one of the few countries on Earth where men act like men and women act like women- and to be honest I have my doubts about both of those things. But, I'll be there in a couple of weeks' time myself to see what things are like, so I'll report back on what I find in due course.
In the meantime, though, I think we can ALL agree that the Russkies are, in large measure, effin' NUTS.
Oh, but wait, it gets better. Remember this hidden gem?
And now the heavy metal version: