Friday T&A: Golf Balls Edition

Boys, I dunno about y'all, but I HATE golf.

I find it to be tedious, pretentious, impossibly boring, and frankly totally ridiculous. The very idea of going to play a round of golf fills me with the sort of dread and loathing that I presume a fat chick feels when she realises that she has to put down the damn Twinkie and eat a salad.

Honestly, there isn't much in life that I find less appealing than the prospect of watching a bunch of old fat white guys dressed in ridiculous outfits walking onto a golf pitch with their golf bats to go whack a little white ball into a hole. If I want to die of boredom, I might consider taking up the sport, but in the meantime, I'll carry on quite happily without it, thank you very much.

That being said, there are certain perks to watching this most boring of white-guy sports. Such as when hot chicks with more boobs marketing skill than talent decide to post racy pictures of themselves on Instaham.

Thus, I give you Paige Spiranac.

I'm unable to post much by way of great photos today, mostly because of absolutely shitty internet- THANKS, horrible New York airport infrastructure!!!- so these will have to do for now. I promise I'll make it up to you next week.

Happy Friday, boys. I'm traveling tonight, overseas. As to where, exactly, well, you'll all find out in due time. Let's just say that it's not what most of you would consider the first choice for a young brown dude living in the USA.

UPDATE: Finally found enough time, and a decent enough internet connection, to update this properly. I know it's Monday and all- at least, it is where I am- but look at it this way: everyone hates Mondays. Now y'all have a reason to be happy about today.


The 24-year-old American shows off her lifestyle on and off the course in glamorous pictures









A post shared by Paige Spiranac (@_paige.renee) on

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  1. Don't like this skank at at.

    https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2017/07/31/soft-skin-in-the-game/

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    1. Hey, nobody here believes that Ms. Saranac there is a paragon of feminine virtue and chastity. We all know that she's on Instaham to pretend like she's really talented at something other than posing seductively with a coy but knowing smile on her face.

      Doesn't stop us from appreciating her looks, of course.

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