We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms... And the impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered.
He may well be the greatest tennis player of all time- and possibly the greatest athlete of all time- but from time to time it's nice to see that Roger Federer is in fact human, and has a very funny sense of humour: