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A bunch of skinny-fat white guys assembling in a park somewhere in what looks like New Jersey Chicago would like the rest of us to believe that they're getting ready to go to war:



Wow. Just... wow.

The Trap Lord did a great job of roasting these antifags. Nonetheless, I personally would certainly be interested in putting their mad self-defence SKILLZ to the test.

Which is to say: if any one of these guys from Project Haymaker, or whatever this little vanity idea that is more f***ed up than a football bat is called, would like to see how their fighting skills stack up against someone who actually enjoys sparring, then they are more than welcome to look me up. My email address is in the links in the sidebar.

Bring your soft shoes and gloves- real boxing gloves, not the kind of moisturising gloves you pansies wear to protect your oh-so-delicate little hands- and we'll go a-waltzing Matilda for a few rounds.

Full-contact sparring with hands and feet, take-downs and trips allowed, chokes permitted, etc. I'll even permit elbows and knees at close range.

And if any eyes are gouged out, let us agree that they must be handed back to their respective owners afterwards.

Of course, I'm offering this very generous challenge as someone who genuinely likes to spar. I went three five-minute rounds yesterday with a friend of mine who is much bigger and taller than me and who has a background in muay thai, and got clobbered quite a few times. I was throwing roundhouse and straight kicks with NO shin or foot protection of any kind. I got tripped and thrown a couple of times.

It was hella fun.

Compared to sparring with that guy, who has the wingspan of an albatross, whose full-power kicks land like shotgun blasts at close range, and who outweighs me by, like, 40lbs, fighting with those whitebread antifags is going to be a stroll in the park.

Just look at those clowns. Their form is atrocious. They have no ability to form a sensible fighting foundation. I'm willing to bet good money that none of them have even sparred with boxing gloves before. Their idea of a rear-naked choke is ludicrous- it doesn't take much by way of training to slip out of such a sloppy choke-hold.

These twerps are not training for self-defence. They are training for FEELZ and virtue-signalling. And that's all fine and dandy, especially if you are a dandy, but it's of precisely zero value when you decide to go "hunting for Nazi scalps", and then proceed to get completely REKT by some shitlord who actually knows how to fight, and enjoys it.

As for my fellow shitlords- if you're actually interested in learning how to fight properly, you cannot do too much better than Bas Rutten's bar-fighting instructional DVD:


Of course, that's assuming that you don't pass out from laughing first...

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  1. heh. They are practicing 'The best fighting move in the world'

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7IYPFePXCQ

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    1. zOMG!!11!! I MUST LEARN THIS SECRET MOVE AT ONCE!!!

      Iceman-style fighting )

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