We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms... And the impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered.
Friend, reader, and fellow epic shitlord LastRedoubt is travelling today, so he asked me to spread the news of his usual Girl Friday posting once it was up. You can of course find it right here.
However, there was a possibility that he would not be able to perform this most vitally important public service of showing us Manospherians some much-needed gratuitous displays of epic hawtness. This would, of course, have been a terrible thing for us all. To help ease this potential problem, which thankfully was avoided, I have taken it upon myself, as your 'umble servant, to provide double-scoop helpings of the same.
So below you will find photos of some of the most beautiful female twins in the world.
Yeah, I know, I'm awesome. You're welcome.
Now go grab a root-beer float, and pour some vodka in it.