Friday T&A: Flaming hypocrite Edition

It's quite a disgustingly nasty day today in terms of weather where I live, but the surest and fastest way to brighten up everybody's Friday (including mine) is of course through observing the many bounteous beauties of the female form with the critical eye of the connoisseur.

(That's just my highfalutin' way of saying, yet again, HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!)

Today's edition of lovely goodness is brought to you courtesy of a woman who calls herself an "Instagram model"- we all know what that means- and somehow managed to get herself booted off of her platform of choice because she was dubbed "too sexy". Or something. And is now complaining about it to the Daily Mail.

Hey, I don't get why she was booted off either. The mind of a social justice asshat is too tangled and weird for me to understand. I'm reminded, often and easily, of Emperor Yoshiro's classic line from Command & Conquer 3: Red Alert whenever I have to listen to anything that some SocJus moron has to say.

What isn't difficult to understand is what this chick- "lady" is perhaps a bit too dignified, given some of her shots- looks like in a bikini.

Happy Friday, lads.

The model has long been a believer in women's rights to express their bodies and began her own campaign 'free the cleavage'

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Yeah. That is DEFINITELY my type. No question.

Oh- and since it's the 5th of May, which Hispanics insist on calling Cinco de Mayo and celebrating by holding big parades and getting drunk- which, as far as I can tell, is what they do most of the time anyway- I suppose I should help the festivities along a bit.

And what better way to do that than with a very appropriate ALESTORM song?

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  1. Not rail thin but skinnier hips than I expected given the rest of her assets.... so overall I'm not complaining.

    The music video though - epic!!!

    (Yes, it needed more than one exclamation point)

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    1. The man that comes home to find THAT woman waiting for him in bed, wearing nothing but some VERY thin lingerie, has officially won at life.

      And yeah, I love ALESTORM. They are one of the goofiest yet most talented metal bands out there today.

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