We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms... And the impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered.
Just so we're clear, this edition of everybody's favourite part of my blog has absolutely nothing to do with the city of Bristol (though it is remotely possible that one or two of the delightful ladies featured below hails from that part of the world).
No, it has rather more to do with the fact that "Bristol Cities" is rhyming slang for... well, just take a look down below. You'll get the idea.
Happy Friday, boys. As always, it's time to crack open a cold one, sit back, relax, watch some TOP GEAR, and enjoy the many splendid things that are to be found in the female form.
(A note for the Americans: this is simply a sophisticated English way of saying, "HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!") All pictures today courtesy of Radass.com.