There was a news item a few days back about a Russian, er, "model" (about whom nobody outside of Instagram has ever heard anything) who decided to pull a bit of a crazy stunt on the side of the world's tallest building.
Now, obviously, the whole point of that stupid stunt of hers was to get attention. But, I wonder, why exactly did she need to hang off the side of a building to do that?
After all, it turns out that she doesn't really need terribly much assistance in that department.
Oh, and in case you're wondering- yeah, she is almost surely sponsored. (Longtime readers will know exactly what that means. N00bs are advised to check this link out to figure out I'm on about.) There's a picture in her Instagram feed showing her getting off what looks like a private jet into Dubai, and you know what that means, lads- pump, dump, and get checked for hummus stains afterwards.
Happy Friday, y'all. And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go get a beer and check out this young and very stupid (but undeniably very very very hot) girl.