Friday, 3 February 2017
Friday T&A: Octagon Rating Edition
If you do not watch mixed martial arts, it is unlikely that you have ever heard of Arianny Celeste- unless of course you know her as "that really hot chick who appeared in that magazine once". This is, admittedly, a rather absurdly generic description.
However, there is nothing generic about a certain Ms. Arianny Celeste.
She is living proof that not every ring girl looks trashy and pasty. I know of what I speak here, by the way. Back in the summer of 2015, my buddies and I organised a little road trip up to Vermont to watch a few amateur MMA fights involving guys who train at my school. We ended up with ringside seats (because of course I organised that part of the journey), which put us in a prime position to see the one ring girl who was showing the cards.
She was not a good advertisement for the species. Tattoos, short hair, piercings, saggy wrinkly skin, short in stature- it was like looking at some sort of unholy cross between jailbait and a coke-fiend skank. (I do believe I just came up with a great new alt-Right buzzword, lads: JAILSKANK!!! No? Anyone?)
Fortunately, Ms. Celeste is there to remind us of what the breed could be if only they made some effort.
Happy Friday, boys. Time to go have some beer and beef.