We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms... And the impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered.
Paul Joseph Watson spent 2016 very productively doing what he does best- destroying SJWs with a combination of memes, humour, sarcasm, and logic:
PJW for the God-Emperor's Press Secretary, anyone? After all, MILO is going to be busy writing his new book and bleaching his hair.
What with LTC Kratman's Operation Harpoon already underway, and with just 16 days to go until the Feast of the Emperor's Ascension, I would recommend passing out copies of this standard Butthurt Report Form to any of your easily triggered colleagues, friends, and relatives. It would appear that we are soon going to be awash once more in liberal tears- not that we were ever in any danger of running out, of course.
I have to say, 2016 was truly immense fun when it came to salt-mining, but 2017 so far has turned out to be even better.