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Chaps, remember how, back in late November, there was a really rather fetching young woman who promised to blow any man who voted "No" in Italy's constitutional reform referendum? Which then won in a landslide and forced Prime Minister Matteo Renzi to resign?

Turns out, she's a woman of her word:
An Italian actress who promised to perform a sex act on everyone who voted no in her country's referendum has completed the first date of her tour. 
Paola Saulino, 27, told fans that she was a 'woman of [her] word' after announcing tour dates in 10 Italian cities in December. 
She posted a photograph of herself on Instagram on Saturday, along with the caption: 'First step of #pompatour is gone! A little bit tired [but] everthing is okay.' 
The actress and glamour model added: 'This year is started in a best way as possible.' 
Ms Saulino, whose Instagram page features a number of suggestive shots, has flown from her home in Los Angeles to begin the first leg of her Pompa Tour. 'Pompa' is an Italian slang word for oral sex. 
She initially made the promise to perform a sex act on everyone who voted no in Italy's referendum on November 23, before announcing tour dates in December. 
Ms Saulino said she would be visiting Rome, Florence, Bologna, Verona, Milan, Turin, Naples, Bari, Lecce and Palermo this month for the first leg of her tour, urging people to fill in a booking form if they had voted No.
Before I write anything else, let me just point out one thing for the record:

This lady IS NOT wife material.

Yes, I realise this should be blindingly obvious, but I have no doubt that there is some chap out there who would be willing to put a ring on it just because she could suck-start a leaf-blower. Poor bastard is going to find himself divorced in an awfully big hurry. Never turn a ho into a housewife- especially if her N-count is in the triple digits.

Any woman who would happily give dozens or hundreds of men blow-jobs for votes is going to be terrific girlfriend material, to be sure (at least for a little while). But no more than that.

That aside, I really must commend Ms. Saulino on keeping her word. I don't think much of her beyond that, obviously, but I do find it hilarious that we of the new Right have so much more to offer, in every way, than our opponents do.

After all, it used to be that men in the sixties and seventies would take up radical leftist politics because, well, all the hot women were there. Nowadays, though, look at the difference between women on the Left and women on the Right:


Can I just ask, though- why is Michelle Malkin considered hot? It's just my personal opinion but I don't see anything much there.

At any rate, the true test of Ms. Saulino's commitment to her promise is, as LTC Kratman pointed out back in December, whether she will keep it if a woman shows up to claim her, uh, prize for voting "No".

In which case:


Yep.

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  1. I think you consider Michelle Malkin as average because she is SEAsian and so are you. You have seen and interactive with SE Asian women most of your life and Malkin is just another SE Woman(Phillipino, I guess).

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    1. I think you consider Michelle Malkin as average because she is SEAsian and so are you

      I'm not. In fact, by the standards of the part of the world that I'm from, she's quite a lot prettier than most.

      Malkin is just another SE Woman(Phillipino, I guess)

      Yes I think she is a Filipina by virtue of her parents, but she's a born American.

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  2. "Any woman who would happily give dozens or hundreds of men blow-jobs for votes is going to be terrific girlfriend material, to be sure (at least for a little while)." You must be joking. Seriously dude, no. Just no. A whore is a whore is a whore. You don't make whores into housewives, and ya don't make 'em girlfriends either.

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    1. For long term relationships, I would agree. For short-term flings, why not?

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  3. "For short-term flings, why not?"

    I could agree with you there I guess. You've seen that Clerks scene where Dante's girlfriend admits to sucking 36 dicks? That's my reaction to this chick.

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  4. Malkin's got a highly symmetrical face with features that go well together and fit the shape of her face. What more can you ask? Boobs? Wellll...not commonly in a Filipina.

    A got curious about Saulino's "headcount" from stop one. 51, she says. At that rate, I'm afraid she's going to get fat.

    Ten days until the great triggering and the beginning of the saturation bombing campaign!

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    1. Ten days until the great triggering and the beginning of the saturation bombing campaign!

      I'm rubbing my hands with glee at the prospect. The fireworks show will be totally worth the wait, sir.

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