United Abominations

It isn't very often that you find the title of a MEGADETH song- and one of their better ones, to boot- to be fitting and appropriate as a title to a post. Fortunately, the United Nations is so ridiculous, corrupt, inept, and useless that we will almost surely never run out of stories about its idiocy to mock.

The latest one, though, takes some doing to top. Apparently, the UN had to take time out of its busy schedule not solving any of the world's problems because a bunch of SJWs got their- or is that "xer"?- collective panties in a twist because Wonder Woman isn't quite right to be a UN ambassador:
Two months after she was made an honorary ambassador by the UN, Wonder Woman has been fired from the position. 
The superheroine was given the role of Honorary Ambassador for the Empowerment of Women and Girls in October - raising complaints from those who thought a swimsuit-clad white woman with big breasts wasn't diverse or empowering enough. 
Now, after a public backlash, the indestructible Greek demigoddess has been abruptly sent packing back to Paradise Island - although the UN is downplaying the surprise departure. 
'It's ending because it's ending. And it was always meant to end,' UN spokesman Jeffrey A Brez said. 
'The objective was to reach out to Wonder Woman's fans and I think we did a great job of that.' 
But nothing in the announcement - which was unveiled in a glitzy ceremony featuring Lynda Carter, who played Wonder Woman in the 1970s TV show, and Gal Gadot, who took on the role in Batman V Superman - suggested it would end so soon. 
During the October 21 unveiling ceremony at the UN, many staffers silently turned their back to the stage, some with their fists in the air. 
UN staffers also started an online petition, eventually signed by more than 44,000 people, that asked secretary-general Ban Ki-moon to reconsider. 
'Although the original creators may have intended Wonder Woman to represent a strong and independent "warrior" woman with a feminist message, the reality is that the character's current iteration is that of a large breasted, white woman of impossible proportions, scantily clad in a shimmery, thigh-baring body suit,' the petition read. 
The appointment was tone deaf at a time when real women are fighting against sexual exploitation and abuse, and that there were plenty of real heroines that could be the face for gender equality, critics said. 
There were questions about whether the character's current portrayal as a violent, sword-wielding warrior was a positive role model for young girls.
This is the sort of story that makes me seriously question why an American President has not yet made it official American foreign policy to carpet-bomb Turtle Bay.

Seriously, think of all of the taxpayer dollars that would be saved if that entire UN building was simply dismantled and all of the America-hating dipshits that occupy it every day had to go and do something productive with their lives.

This just goes to show that there is just no pleasing the SJWs of this world. Wonder Woman, as any self-respecting comic book nerd will know, is considered to be one of the three most important members of the Justice League; her personality, wisdom, beauty, and temperance balance out the blue-eyed Boy Scout from Krypton whose generosity and naivete are exceeded only by his incredible strength, and the grim and terrible Dark Knight whose single-minded dedication to his mission makes him the most feared and respected mortal man around.

She is more or less first among equals within the League. She is a stunningly beautiful, voluptuous, intelligent, wise, and skilled woman in her own right. She can hold her own against just about anyone else in combat- and her divinely forged armour gives her resilience and abilities far beyond the ken of mortals.

You would think, then, that women would be delighted to consider Wonder Woman as a role model to young women and girls everywhere.

But nooooo. She's too white. And pretty. Because reasons and MUH OPPRESSIONS.

Yeah, I don't get it either. At this point, the only way that these numpties are going to find an acceptable role model is if they somehow conjure up a half-Latina, half-black African liberated Muslim land-whale who fights crime while wearing high heels and a niqab (I would imagine this to be even harder than it looks) and "don't take no nonsense from no man"... even though every time she gets into trouble, it just so happens that one of the blokes from the Avengers or the Justice League ends up getting her (rather too generous) butt out of trouble.

And these people then wonder why the rest of us don't pay any more attention to them?

If this sort of stupidity were restricted just to the United Abominations, we could of course ignore them; the UN is nothing more than a talk shop, and a completely useless one at that.

Unfortunately, it isn't just restricted to the UN. This mind-numbing obeisance to the Chaos spawn of political correctness- see below for an example of what your typical UN staffer looks like without makeup- is rife throughout our culture these days.

Our films, our television, our books, and our music are all full of this nonsense. The new Spiderman film, for instance, promises to have one of the most "diverse" casts ever seen- which of course means that the movie is guaran-damn-teed to be terrible. As Vox Day pointed out, at this rate, the villains will all have to be white- and because they aren't obsessed with ticking feel-good boxes on a form, they will be stomping on the faces of their enemies.

The new STAR WARS prequel has been praised for having a "diverse" cast- but apparently its plot and dialogue are "too straightforward" (read: blatantly idiotic).

It is no wonder, then, that people like us- the ones who actually, y'know, earn money that has to be paid to support this leftist nonsense- are simply refusing to shoulder that burden any longer.

The United Abominations may be richly deserving of a thorough scrubbing- I would start with a JSOW spraying, followed by an FAE vaporisation of every remaining exposed surface, and then a thorough coating with both a defoliant (Agent Orange, perhaps? Oh, wait, that has some nasty side effects...) and a weed-killer. Oh, and let's not forget sowing the ground with salt afterwards, just in case we missed anything.

But they aren't the only ones.

If I were advising the God-Emperor Ascendant, I would be surreptitiously slipping him notes after every intel briefing that said something along the lines of, "Your Majesty- perhaps you might consider taking on that bunch of filthy-rich hippies camped out in Midtown East one of these days as a sure-fire sign that you're willing to tell the International Community Of The Ever So Caring And Sensitive to PHUCK OFF?!"

That would get Hollyweird's attention in a very damn big hurry.

Maybe then we might be able to get back to experiencing movies, comics, television, and books that are actually good fun.

Oh well. One can dream. In the meantime- stop paying money to these monsters, starve them of your hard-earned dollars, and spend them on something worthwhile instead.


  1. You mean it wasn't because the fact that Wondie was originally created by a bondage-loving polygamist?


    1. SJWs rarely have a problem with degenerate behaviour, whether inside or outside the bedroom. It's cis-het-white people (whatever the fork that means) that they cant stand.


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