Friday T&A: Unleashed in the East Edition

This Friday's installment of female loveliness comes to you courtesy of some cute girl named Chailee Son, who is (apparently) of Korean extraction and (apparently) lives somewhere in Australia.

Like far too many women my age and younger, she appears to spend quite a lot of her time getting photographed while flouncing around in bikinis on beaches, for the purpose of picking up Instagram likes.

That's not a complaint, mind you, just a statement of fact.

A word or three about the Land Down Under (where the lucky bastards are enjoying the height of summer right now).

Having lived in Australia myself, I cannot recommend the country much- EVERYTHING THERE WANTS TO KILL YOU AND USE YOUR EYEBALLS FOR JELLYBEANS.

I will admit, though, that Australia does have its fair share of natural delights- great food, (mostly) great weather (unless you venture up north, where it's just hot and disgustingly humid), a laid-back lifestyle, and locals who are generally pretty chilled out.

(Just be a bit careful in Sydney's western suburbs. Trust me on this one.)

It also features some of the most beautiful scenery anywhere in the world.

Just, y'know, try not to get bitten by a snake, a shark, a crocodile, or a shit-faced rugby fan. And for your own safety, do not get into an argument with a local about whether a Ford or a Holden is better- you'll find yourself getting involved in a fistfight in an awfully big hurry.

Anyway, enough jawin'- on to what you actually came here to see:


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