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Now this is how you make a funny-as-hell political attack ad:
Classic. I couldn't stop laughing at this one.
They actually have a couple of these- there's one from about three weeks back which is also very funny:
As I may have mentioned, I am very much looking forward to seeing the God-Emperor's coronation on January 20th, 2017 (or, y'know, whenever it actually happens). But this ad reminds me of just how big a gap there is in terms of information between the useful idiots over on the Left, and the #MAGA types who support The Donald.
I was chatting with my sister earlier today, and we were discussing something or other related to Thanksgiving. She asked me if I was going over to my aunt's house this year. And I said, "well, yes, but, it depends".
The rest of that conversation went something like this:
"Depends on what?"
"Really, it depends on the outcome of the election on November 8th. If Donald Trump wins, you know that our aunt is probably going to be holding a wake, not a Thanksgiving dinner. But if that happens, I will be so happy, because--"
"WAIT WHAT?!?! YOU SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP?!?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"Yes, I do."
"Okay, seriously, WTFH?! You're one of the most intelligent people I know! How can you possibly support someone as racist and misogynistic and stupid as that orange-faced baboon?! You really think that someone like him is the ideal candidate for President of the United States of America?!?"
After which I spent roughly 20 minutes explaining to her that, no, he isn't an ideal candidate, and yes, he is deeply flawed. But he is also the ONLY serious candidate who actually gets it. He's the only one that truly speaks for the American people. He's the only one that understands the roots of America's malaise.
I even went so far as to suggest that The Donald could, potentially, become an even greater President than Ronald Reagan. (It is at this point that the conservatives will now experience fainting spells. Relax, chaps, I'm on your side, just as long as you don't act like a bunch of cucks.)
She was absolutely and utterly flabbergasted. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
She got seriously pissed off, in fact, when I started referring to the Hilldebeast by my usual epithet- The Bitch. She REALLY didn't like that because she found it demeaning to women and deeply sexist. My response could roughly be summed up as: ZFG.
Now, my kid sister is an adorable brat who I love very dearly. She's also considerably younger than me, and she is a card-carrying liberal and feminist. She has tattoos and a nose piercing and she's cut her hair short. Yes, she is quite a bit overweight for her height. And I recently discovered that she smokes.
Yeah. I know. I failed her miserably somewhere along the line. Mea culpa, Deus, mea maxima culpa.
But if you listen to my approximation of her responses, you'll realise something very important. She speaks about Donald Trump just about exactly the same way that any brainwashed liberaltard does, because she imbibes a steady stream of news from
Pravda The New York Times, The Jeff Bezos Blog The Washington Post, The Atlantic, and The Puffington Host.
Because of this, her reflexive reaction was to dismiss all Trump supporters as... well, as a basket of deplorables. And she was absolutely stunned to realise that a highly intelligent, highly educated, financially secure foreign chap working for a bank and living in the USA on an H-1B could, in fact, support The Donald.
That is what we're up against. That is the nature of the opposition. They literally do not understand how we think- but we understand them perfectly well. They simply cannot comprehend how we could be who we are.
And that will be their undoing.
These people are literally blind. It pains me to say this about my own little sister, whom I have sworn to love and support and protect, but that is the fact of the matter. They simply cannot see beyond the lengths of their own noses at the world around them. They cannot accept reality for what it is.
And that is why, whether Donald Trump becomes President or not- I'm betting he will, in a Trumpslide for the ages- the #AltRight are eventually going to win.
We are fighting our battles against them using tactics and strategies based on truth and objective reality. They are fighting against us using outmoded tactics predicated on fantasy.
Their intellectual starting point for their world view amounts to pretty (stupid) theories about how things work. Our intellectual starting point is rooted in fundamental truths about Man's relationship to Nature, to Man, and to Almighty God.
They aren't going to be able to stop us. They're already fighting the old culture wars, the old way, using tactics that used to work against enemies that rolled over and played nice in order to avoid being called RACISS and SEXISS and HOMOFOBIK.
We just don't give a damn- about any of this. When my sister told me to stop calling the Bitch by that name, I simply answered, "I will call her exactly what she is."
She really didn't like that response. I didn't care.
Using tactics like those against us is a lot like fighting Rommel's Afrika Korps by reading up on Sargon the Great's campaigns against the Sumerians.
Each of you is going to have a similar story to tell. All of you know at least one SJW-type in your family, among your circle of friends, or within your set of co-workers. This is unavoidable.
It is tempting to simply keep quiet and "go along to get along" (or whatever the actual phrase is). And that is prudent, most of the time; many of you cannot speak out at work in support of The Donald for fear of retribution from your colleagues. I get that, and I understand it entirely. I live in a very liberal part of the country, where even to speak the Donald's name is an open invitation to the nearest HRCunt's office. (Hey, see what I did there?)
Be not afraid, my friends. The darkness will be here for a while yet, but it will lift someday. And that day is coming.