We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms... And the impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered.
It's Friday, y'all. Better yet, it's a public and bank holiday, and in all honesty, thank God for that because I am TIRED. It wasn't just the election that wore on me; I've been working out hard with almost no breaks and only a couple of missed Sunday church services gym sessions since, I think, July 7th.
Today, however, is a very special Friday for us all. And before we get to the babes, let me take a moment to offer up a few heartfelt words of gratitude to those who have answered the call for this country.
I know that there are quite a few veterans, and probably one or two active-duty servicemen, who read what I write. It is an honour and a privilege to know that you enjoy my work. You guys have done, and do, a very hard job for low pay in difficult conditions and have to endure hardship, sacrifice, and all too often real bodily harm so that the rest of us don't have to.
I feel blessed to be a guest in the country that your sacrifices have built and secured. If, through my writing, I can repay in some very small way what you have done for the rest of us, then that is something I do gladly.
To all veterans who have served this country, to all those who have answered the call, THANK YOU. May God bless you, and may God bless, always and forever, these United States of America.
And now, on to the ladies. You might recognise the pneumatic lady in the first few from Mat Best's hilariously batshit insane videos, her name is Harli Lott and she clearly enjoys her work as an Instagram model who likes dressing up in American flags. Check out more of her work here. Most of the rest are from RegretfulMorning.com. Happy Veterans' Day, everyone.