"Rock you like a hurricane"

I realise that's not a particularly funny joke for those caught in the path of a massive hurricane barreling ass through the Gulf and into the southeastern states. Even so, I know that a few of my readers live down there in what the elites who presume to rule us disparagingly call "flyover country".

Ladies and gents- stay safe, be careful, and hunker down until the storm has passed. My thoughts and prayers are with you, and I sincerely hope that you, your families, and your homes will be unharmed.


  1. Eduardo the Magnificent6 October 2016 at 19:32

    Random fact to lighten up the air a bit: If you hold Chuck Norris's cowboy boot up to your ear, you hear the guitar riff from "Rock You Like Hurricane".

    1. Chuck Norris does not need IEDs. He just stands among a group of terrorists and watches as they spontaneously explode in the presence of such epicness.


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