Okay, first things first, before some smartass points it out: I know it's Saturday, I was busy last night attending a (really rather awesome) metal concert. First knucklehead to point out the blindingly obvious gets slapped upside the head, Agent Gibbs-style.
Right, now that we've gotten the formalities out of the way- let the weekend partying begin.
The lady in question goes by the name of Gavintra Photijak, and is someone that almost nobody in the Western world has ever heard of. But she is without question one of the most beautiful Asian women alive- even without the photoshopping.
Imagine waking up next to something like that every morning.
Oh, and one other thing- ladies, in the extremely unlikely event that any of you are actually looking at this post, and have gotten down this far, remember: DON'T CUT YOUR DAMN HAIR!!!!!