I am #4508

It took His Unspeakable Evilness a little longer than I expected- I'm given to understand that his assistant, Malwyn the Whore-Mistress of the Spiked Six-Whip, needed some time to put all of these badges together- but the Supreme Dark Lord of the Evil Legion of Evil did, eventually, deign to respond to my humble request for a Vile Faceless Minion badge.

And there you see it, in all of its maleficent glory.

Not to fret, it'll be permalinked on the right pretty soon. Click on it and you'll be led to a page where you can support the ongoing efforts of the Puppies slates to put freedom on the front foot.

Speaking of unspeakable evil, check out this chant raised to honour His Malevolence:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Vox Day Italia wgah-nagl fhtagn!
Amen, fellow Vile Faceless Minion: 

Keep Calm and Cthulhu Fhtagn t-shirt
I do believe this is in the Vile Faceless Minion new joiner's packet, actually
If you too wish to request your very own Vile Faceless Minion badge, be sure to send His Unspeakable Evilness an email to secure your unique badge number.

For I am Vile Faceless Minion, and you can too!

Do so in preparation for the coming Day of Darkness in which the Evil Legion of Evil shall surely invade the nests of foulness and decrepitude that are the SJW warrens, and shall smite all before us with just and righteous wrath! Yea, verily, on that day shall the Grand Strategikon of the Legion use his ENTIRE stockpile of crucifixes to slay all that oppose us!!!

... all of which is a really long and convoluted way of saying that this year has been the best in recent memory for fighting back against the SJW tide.

We've made real, tangible progress, my friends. And we've done it by being nimble, mobile, decentralised, unpredictable, and by striking at the CHORFs where they are weakest.

The outlook for sci-fi and fantasy literature hasn't looked this bright in at least a decade- great authors with real audiences and real writing skill are being recognised, at long last, thanks to the Sad and Rabid Puppies slates at the Hugo Awards.

The recent (sadly banned) ad campaign by Protein World has shown us just how brilliantly and subversively effective fat-shaming can be, and how easy it is to force our opponents to go into full-blown amygdala meltdown.

#Gamergate continues to make advances into the industry, and I feel like we're just getting started there.

Never forget that we are at war. We are fighting for what little is left of our culture, our sense of place and pride, our very identities. They would take these things from us and, in its place, issue commandments telling us how to think and how to live, and for that, they must be fought, without hesitation, without pity.

So raise your horns, my fellow Vile Faceless Minions, and always remember:
HAIL CROM!!!

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