Apparently I am not the only person in the world
crazy brilliant enough to think that chocolate and bacon go together:
My friends, the doomsayers are wrong! We live in the best of all possible worlds! Surely, if the existence of the weaselpecker was not proof enough, this is!
All we need now is for someone to find a way to infuse this with 20-year-old single-malt Scotch, and we will have incontrovertible and absolute tangible proof that not only does God exist, but that He loves us very much indeed.