Warpigs... literally

If this is the best that the Kazakhstani military has to offer as a recruiting incentive, then I seriously doubt that they'll ever pose any kind of threat to the other former Soviet bloc states in their immediate vicinity:
Military officials in Kazakhstan have introduced a Miss Army competition in the hope of encouraging more recruits. 
The Kazakhstani Ministry of Defence has chosen 123 of its prettiest female soldiers and posted their photos online where viewers can vote for their favourites.
The pictures show the women in three set poses – in military uniform, with weapons and in civilian clothing – and they have already been viewed more than 30,000 times. 
A spokesman for the MoD said: 'Voting began this week and the competition is open until the 10th of May. 
'We've been flooded with views and the clear favourite at the moment is Sergeant Aigerim Karakuchukova who is in the lead with over 1,100 votes. 
A spokesman for the MoD said: 'Voting began this week and the competition is open until the 10th of May. 
'We've been flooded with views and the clear favourite at the moment is Sergeant Aigerim Karakuchukova who is in the lead with over 1,100 votes.
In case you're wondering what all the fuss is about, take a look-see at some of the... umm... "women" being considered for the, uh, "honour" of being dubbed "Miss Army" by President Noidontfindthisfunny:

Frontline femme fatale: Abildaeva Aigul Isahanovna is among 123 of Kazakhstan's 'prettiest soldiers' who have been put forward by the military for its Miss Army competition in the hope of encouraging more recruits
I can't quite tell where the body armour ends and the rest of her begins...
Deskbound diva: The pictures show the women in three set poses – in military uniform, with weapons and in civilian clothing – and they have already been viewed more than 30,000 times by voters
Kazakh the Hutt
Husnitdinova Khalid Myrat
Because we all know how important it is to pick the right boots to go with your outfit
And check out the front-runner of this exercise in futility competition:

Favourite: Sergeant Aigerim Karakuchukova is the front-runner so far with more than 1,100 votes
... Well, at least the dog is cute, in a terrifying sort of way
Now I know that Army fatigues and body armour don't do all that much good for a woman's looks, but if this is Kazakhstan's idea of trying to improve its international image and reputation after the utter mauling it took from Sascha Baron Cohen's hilarious send-ups of it, then I think they're probably going about this the wrong way.

Any (non-Kazakh) man worth his rod-and-tackle is simply going to look at these pictures and say, "not only NO but F**K NO!!!". Indeed, looking at the pictures in the article, I think I have a very good idea as to why alcoholism is so rampant among the men of the former Soviet bloc. Looking at these BADAZZ GIRRRRRRRLSSS in their sparkly uniforms, the term "beer goggles" just doesn't seem sufficient. In these specific cases, it's more like "sake bomb goggles"... and in at least a couple of cases, "vodka telescopes":

Meyramova Sulushash AdilhanovaDzhanabaeva Zarina Sabitzhanovna

All right, come on, this has to be a troll job. There is NO WAY that picture on the left is that of a woman.

It's not ALL bad news, though, boys. There does appear to be MAYBE one passable woman among the entire lot:

Batyrbaeva Umit Ganievna

Here's the problem: that picture is AFTER heavy use of makeup, lighting, and Photoshop. And she still ranks at best a 7.

The most hilarious part of the entire article, which is side-splitting once you stop taking it seriously, is this quote from a chap named Emil Efremov:
After the world was introduced to Borat, people have the impression that everyone here lives on a farm and sleeps with donkeys.
Mr. Efremov, based on the evidence, are you really all that surprised?

donkey.jpg#donkeyProne to male advances: A military spokesman said the competition was also open to voters not only from Kazakhstan but also neighbouring countries Krygystan, Azerbaijan and Russia

I'd say the Kazakhs would be well-advised to spend some of their recently acquired mineral wealth on bringing in some Romanian and Latvian women to help with their gene pool a bit.

While we're at it- why not take a moment to play a truly CLASSIC IRON MAIDEN video:


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