Gym Idiots: Dumbass Spotter Edition
|Uh, miss, that's very nice and all, but not quite what I had in mind...|
No Numbnuts Allowed
|Not every service ends well...|
|Ladies, GTFO, this is NOT a social club|
BAN ALL SMITH MACHINES
|The bloodstains and the screaming make this a lot less functional|
Crapping All Over CrossFit
The difference between me and the average CrossFitter is that I had the good sense to realise that I needed to dial back the weight, correct my form, and fix my depth. Which I did. And which is why I can squat quite a bit more than most CrossFitters can- don't be fooled by the size of those plates, they aren't as heavy as real weight plates used by real powerlifters.
The Best Gym Fails (So Far) of 2015
A Personal Best
|Pretty much, except I was by myself|
Back in 2009, when yours truly was a lot younger and far more stupid, I was using a Smith machine to pretend that I could bench 275lbs for reps. It was a very cold and frosty February morning, and I was tired and sleepy because back then, I was working out early in the morning before going to work.
|Gratuitous ass shot, just for giggles|