We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms... And the impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered.
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This sort of hilarious stupidity isn't just reserved to humans, the animals do it too:
Watch it with the sound off, it's much funnier that way.