What Valentine's Day looks like...

... to those of us who aren't blinded by its nonsense:
Valentine's Day! It's the shallowest, greediest exploitation of emotions since my second marriage. It's not even a real holiday- you know that, don't you? It was created by an evil cartel of florists, candy manufacturers, and champagne makers! If you ask me, the government should stop hounding Microsoft and get the damn greeting card companies off our backs!
-- John Becker, M.D.


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