The sackless Thor

If this is what the new, female version of Thor has to offer, the world is better off letting Loki win:

I thought the point of a comic was to entertain?
"Feminist" is actually a worse four-letter word than "NAZI"
This HAS to be some kind of horrible joke
Next thing you know, this new Thor is going to turn into a lipstick lesbian who just loves to wield her hammer on a Valkyrja from time to time, yaknowhatImeanrite?

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Somehow not quite as hot as I pictured it
So this is what comic books will ALL look like if the SJWs get their way: dull, tedious, impossibly stupid, unreadable garbage. What are they going to do next, turn Batman into a whiny emo bitch who cries all the time about how horrible it is his parents were so privileged that they had it coming when they were shot by a peace-loving but starving non-cisgendered white male?
Batman Horror. The tags will tell you if it's mine... I like this. Not sure why you're in the red.
There is not enough eye-bleach in the world to wipe away this horror
Hey, they can jack off to this stuff all they like- but when you compare the drivel that you saw above with the actual poetic and prose Eddas of Snorri Sturlursson, which form the basis of the legend and lore of Almighty Thor, you will quickly realise that Marvel cocked up in epic fashion with their godawful "reboot" of one of their most beloved heroes.

It's so bad, in fact, that I'm wondering exactly why Odin doesn't hurl Gugnir straight through Marvel's headquarters in New York.

Meanwhile, north of vag, this is what the real Thor is supposed to be like, rather than the giant metaphorical and literally pussy that Marvel Comics seems to think she he is.

Dragons of Western Cultures: Pt. 1
BADASSITUDE
Thor’s Battle with the Giants” by Mårten Eskil Winge (1872)
AWESOMESAUCE
Amon Amarth - Twilight Of The Thunder God
EPICNESS
EL PODEROSO THOR: “VIVIR COMO UN INMORTAL”
THOR! ODIN'S SON! PROTECTOR OF MANKIND!

These guys are the only band in the world qualified to write the soundtrack to Ragnarok

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  1. Next thing you know, this new Thor is going to turn into a lipstick lesbian who just loves to wield her hammer on a Valkyrja from time to time, yaknowhatImeanrite?

    They're halfway there already, given that Marvel's Valkyrie character was recently shown swapping spit with a lipstick lesbian admirer and declaring that she's no stranger to unnatural relations with other women. Apparently the two of them then ended up sharing Valkyrie's body somehow, while simultaneously carrying on a relationship with Flash Thompson AKA Agent Venom.

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    1. This is why we can't have nice things anymore.

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  2. Pretty much, yeah. The only Marvel stuff I really enjoy anymore are the movies, and I'm uneasy paying to see them knowing that I'm supporting this sort of garbage by extension.

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  3. good post, if the next issue is like this one, sales will drop & the real thor will be back. check out my thor post to see why he was replaced with a girl.
    ("horror" i see what you did there.)

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