She never gets old
|Somehow I don't remember hurdling being quite this interesting|
Back when this video went viral, a lot of clueless feminists wasted a lot of time asking what was so interesting about watching
She does everything. Everything like:
1. Be young.
2. Be naturally pretty. There are lots of pretty 19 year olds. The problem is that most of them bleach-rape their heads and paint their faces heavily enough that they could stand in for any member of KISS and no one would notice. Especially now that Gene Simmons has tits.
3. Exude joy. When was the last time you saw any American broad perform such a public display of exuberance? Well I’m sure if you work at the Cinnabon you see suburban land-walruses act this way all the time, but I’m talking about hot 19 year olds. When was the last time you even saw a genuine smile? Most 19 year old chicks wear the fixed scowl of middle class malcontent, unless, of course, it’s time to muster up some preconceived facial distortion for a contrived Facebook photo op. Michelle Jenneke couldn’t possibly fit any more smile on her face. Her smile is on a very short list of things in life that don’t bother me.
4. Move like a motherfucker. She’s graceful, powerful, and athletic, all without appearing masculine or threatening to the male ego. In other words, unlike Serena Williams, she doesn’t look like she’d tear your dick off with her teeth, then chew and swallow it, all without breaking eye contact with you, just to show you what a pussy you are. [Didact: Despite the hyperbolic tone, he wasn't actually exaggerating by much.] When’s the last time any girl you know moved like Michelle Jenneke? Her hurdling is a thing of beauty and her warm up is the first step toward world peace. Most chicks her age can hardly navigate a flight of stairs due to the limited range of motion created by their tard-cut skinny jeans. Hurdles? Hurdles? It’s all they can do to keep their assholes from falling out of their jeans as they penguin their way up the stairs.
Michelle Jenneke’s high-octane femininity triggers an instinctive male hormonal response vastly different from the one seeking stimulation via streaming clips of themed interracial gangbangs. No matter how far one strays from nature, what’s intrinsic is undeniable. Michelle Jenneke is undeniable. She is the scent of grilled meat in the nostrils of a dying vegan.