We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms... And the impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered.
I have to admit, the first time I saw this, I ended up shouting at the computer screen while watching Mr. Mrs. Obama doing what can only be called "CrossFit pushups". It was infuriating to watch- this is a woman (apparently) who likes to lecture the rest of us about how unhealthy our habits are, and yet she does pushups like that. Also, this is apparently her idea of a school lunch:
The brown stuff on top of the green stuff with the yellow stuff on the side?
When the inevitable finally happens and the Didact is elected Supreme Overlord of Mankind, I will immediately make it a crime to do retarded half-reps like this. First offences are punishable by a swift boot up the ass. Repeated offenders will be thrown out of gyms, face-first, onto the pavement.
(Or I could just have Batman go all metal on your hide. That works too.)