"Idiocracy" was a documentary
The businessman's [Didact: "businessman"? Isn't that a bit of a stretch?] less than pleased reaction to learning he will be a father once again had been truncated in previously released clips, but on Sunday night's episode his rant was captured in full.
Scott, 35, had walked in on his long-time partner Kourtney packing for 'Poushka', a pet name for their two-year-old daughter Penelope when the she broke the news.
'How many clothes does one little kid need?' he asked.
'A lot,' she answered. 'Can you shut the door for a second? I just wanted to tell you that I am pregnant,' she said with a coy smile.
Ominous music played, and Scott was so stunned he was lost for words.
'You just keep suckering me into these kids. I can't handle all of this responsibility,' said the seemingly unimpressed self styled 'Lord Disick.' [Didact: I can't be the only one who's noticed that this is just one vowel away from a more fitting nickname...]
He added: 'Were you gonna wait 'til the kid popped out of ya?'
*Sex While Stupid. Props to Dr. Gregory House, M.D.