A rock drummer and avid RUSH fan (that's kind of redundant, by the way) dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the gates by St. Peter, who proceeds to show him around the place. It's all very nice and enjoyable, but then the drummer hears something that he could swear sounds exactly like a RUSH song's drum track.
Aghast, he turns to St. Peter and asks him, "Don't tell me Neil Peart's dead?!?!"
St. Peter merely smiles and says, "No, that's God, practicing on the drums. He wishes He could play like Neil Peart!"