OK, let's be honest, I'm not THIS idiot
Question: What do you call a guy with two degrees in advanced mathematics who stacks, on each side of an Olympic barbell, a 25lb plate, 2 10lb plates, and a 5lb plate, and thinks it all adds up to 135lbs, and then wonders why the hell he can't lift it for an overhead press?

If your answer was any one of:
  1. The Didact
  2. A complete dumbass
  3. Both, since they're the same thing
... then congratulations, you're better at simple addition than I am.

True story.


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