The Litany Against Flab

Bloody hell, can Roissy write:
Fatness is the boner-killer.
Fatness is the heavy weight that brings erection annihilation.
I will scorn that fatness.
I will permit it to wobble past me and far away from me.
And when it has stampeded past I will turn the serrated shiv to see its path.
Where the fat chick has gone there will be belly fold fungus.
Only sexy chicks remain.
Any man who can take the classic Litany Against Fear and turn it into a Game metaphor with that kind of skill, is a bona fide evil genius.

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