"Woman, Go Make Me a Damn Sammich"

As if we needed more evidence that feminists are devoid of humour and utterly lacking in common sense, here's a rather amusing story about feminists completely losing their s*** over a woman making sandwiches for her boyfriend:
Earlier this year, an anonymous woman created a site called 300sandwiches.com, with the following mission statement: 
My boyfriend E is obsessed with two things: Star Wars and sandwiches. During a Sunday lunchtime viewing of “Return of the Jedi” he told me: “you are 300 sandwiches away from an engagement ring!” … And so, I got cooking … 
I’m a Midwest girl living in New York, a writer and foodie who loves a good meal. I love chocolate, pork buns, and sushi more than I love a sale at Saks. I’m a woman who loves her man, but also never backs down from a challenge. If he wants three hundred sandwiches, then I’ll deliver.
Unsurprisingly, the feminazis proceeded to go completely ape. (BTW I am very much in agreement with Vox when he says that calling feminists "feminazis" is an insult to the National Socialist Worker's Party of Germany- feminists, of the Gloria Steinem and Betty Friedan stripe, are far, far worse.) All I can say is that, as far as I'm concerned, if a woman wants to make me a sammich of her own accord, I'm fine with that. I will be happy and grateful that someone else spent the time and trouble to make food for me- especially since I'm so used to cooking for myself. Of course, I probably won't eat the bread- I've been fully Paleo for nearly 2 years now and I don't miss the taste at all- but there's nothing whatsoever wrong with a woman who makes her man a sandwich and shows that she's good at it.

What feminists do not seem to understand is that a woman's impulse to nurture and care for her man is both natural and right. And, given that this same impulse is what builds and maintains civilisation, the only logical conclusion, which is borne out by the evidence, is that feminists are by definition anti-civilisation.


  1. Shite. Economic support for 300 sandwiches. Good deal, for the lady.

    1. Seriously, man. Considering how much the three rings of marriage cost- "engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering"- I'd say 300 sammiches for just one out of those three is a damn fine deal.


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